like my mother before me ; songs for every one of luke skywalker’s iconic outfits
alessia cara - here (tatooine farmboy) ; gwen stefani - what you waiting for (farmboy + poncho) ; britney spears - toxic (x-wing pilot) ; nicki minaj & beyonce - feeling myself (yavin 4 ceremony) ; lana del rey - born to die (hoth snowgear) ; fergie - fergalicious (dagobah training) ; neon jungle - bad man (bespin fatigues) ; marina & the diamonds - bubblegum bitch (all-black outfit + jedi robe) ; jimmy james - fashionista (endor moon camouflage) ; lady gaga - donatella (all-black outfit) ; taylor swift - new romantics (ahch-to jedi master)
the star wars fandom thinks having 4 white women is revolutionary but thinks having a black stormtrooper break his conditioning and abandoning the dangerous life that he’d been used to since early childhood and becoming a literal hero is boring :)
ERA: clone wars
ALIGNMENT: light
OCCUPATION: Jedi Knight
ALLIES/FRIENDS: You act as a general in the war and despite the rules not to have attachments, you love the men you lead and become very protective of all of them. Your heart is broken during every battle as your force sensitivity makes their deaths so much harder. You are good friends with Anakin Skywalker, Quinlan Vos, and Aayla Secura.
HOME PLANET: Chandrila
STATUS: Alive (but dead after Order 66)
LIGHTSABER STYLE: you carry two yellow lightsabers
AESTHETIC: brightly colored flowers, strong winds, soft music
luke: rey, you look absolutely shredded. here, i think its time you inherited my gear from when i first trained with master yoda years ago. im doing all gay girls a favor here
rey:
um this ur crusty old gay ass tank top from when u trained in the fucking swamp
luke:
excuse me bitch this is yeezy season 1 and it was 500 dollars so watch the fucking attitude</p>