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#: me, nge, pda, gif,
Today, I fucked up… by avoiding the color purple for three years
My boyfriend and I have been dating since high school. When we went to prom together three years ago, I asked him what color dress I should wear, and he disgustingly told me, “anything but purple.” The last three years, I have been avoiding wearing purple, buying purple, decorating with purple, etc. because I thought he hated the color purple.
Today, I told him I found a shirt that I liked but I didn’t get it because it was purple. He was extremely confused, so I explained to him why I have been pretty much avoiding purple for years. He laughed, and told me he doesn’t remember saying that and that he was probably just messing with me. So much wasted time and energy trying to keep purple out of his life so he wouldn’t have to look at what I thought he believed to be a disgusting color.
(via today-ifuckedup)
#: me, text, bold,
| someone: | u are like an angel |
| me: | *thinks of evangelion angels* |
| me: | alright... what the fuck |
The signs in group chats
Aries: Is never really there, replies maybe once or twice, and then leaves.
Taurus: Randomly messages in and out, says stuff when no one is talking.
Gemini: Always there, they are the people that make the chat interesting, they keep it fun and always have something new to say.
Cancer: Wants to know how everyone else is doing and makes sure everyone in the chat is happy.
Leo: Are they in the chat? Are they not in the chat? Super active at random times, then silent for a while.
Virgo: Usually replies to everything and really fast, unless they’re busy.
Libra: Extremely active, and answering quickly half the time, and the other half no one ever knows what they are doing.
Scorpio: Reads the messages but doesn’t reply, they leave the chat to take a nap.
Sagittarius: Sends the latest memes, they’re usually in and out of the chat.
Capricorn: Is never really in a group chat, they prefer to text one person at a time.
Aquarius: Reads all the messages but chooses not to reply unless they know they can keep a conversation going, mutes the conversation when it’s too many notifications.
Pisces: Rarely replies, they read the messages but don’t see the point in answering anybody unless it’s something interesting.
(Source: luesor, via irken6-deactivated20191128)
#: me, sagittarius, long post, text,| me as a father: | alright kids that was a fun movie but let's talk about why it was problematic. casey, you go first. |
100% REAL conversation at the store today!!
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ME,
text,
| little kid: | im gonna be a ninja turtle even though im a girl |
| me: | i hate gender roles |
| HOMOPHOBIC old woman behind me: | i love gender roles |
| little kid: | fucking bitch! shut the fuck up! i'll fucking rip your throat out you heteronormative bitch! |
| cashier: | would you like your receipt |