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#: me,What did the pepper say to the cow?
Your one spicy looking cow
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#: ME, text,Got in a fight w/ my roommate EXTENDED
i hate this so much.
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#: video, me,dentist: when was the last time you flossed?
me: bro u were THERE
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#: ME, dentist mention, text, bold,| me: | you fellas wanna hear some scary stories? |
| them: | no |
| me, trying to load a creepypasta on my phone: | guys just wait this one will really scare your socks off |