georgematty:

when you do all the work for a group project:

when you have to pretend you did something to get a grade:

(Source: sufjansufjan, via cliffnorman-blog)

#: me, text,

7:06 am  •  10 November 2015  •  201,423 notes

(Source: supahighposts, via biprep-deactivated20190915)

#: ME, food mention,

4:36 pm  •  1 November 2015  •  6,120 notes

the first rule of shopping:

never use your own money

#: ME, text,

3:17 pm  •  31 October 2015  •  117,431 notes

bombing:

[tries to crowd surf at a TED talk]

(via argyle--gargoyle)

#: ME, text,

1:15 pm  •  30 October 2015  •  482,224 notes

nogirlfriendhaver:

macklemorehentai:

Cartoon discourse is probably the worst part of this site

ben 10 had more than 10 aliens in his watch, what the fuck is up with that???

(via communistbakery-deactivated2017)

#: ME, text,

11:40 pm  •  24 October 2015  •  55,280 notes

(Source: softgore-x, via deathgarden69---moved)

#: me, text,

7:01 am  •  22 October 2015  •  89,815 notes

nasa:	we have confirmed that there is water on mars
me, rhythmically chanting:	ALIENS! ALIENS! ALIENS! ALIENS! ALIENS! ALIENS! ALIENS! ALIENS! ALIENS! ALIENS! ALIE

#: text, me, ufos, repetitive text, caps,

11:35 am  •  20 October 2015  •  38,629 notes

@myself why are you so weak when it comes to stickers?they’re pieces of paper that stick to things? you do not need them? stop this

(Source: greelin, via lumberjahn)

#: text, bold, ME,

10:19 am  •  18 October 2015  •  189,440 notes

kurapippin:

My friend sended me this and I am in literally tears,

(via gorgeousgrass-blog)

#: me, hxh, video,

8:53 pm  •  17 October 2015  •  22,108 notes

(Source: proletarian-revolution, via alienkid0-deactivated20160816)

#: text, me,

10:52 am  •  17 October 2015  •  130,290 notes

dongstomper:

just-shower-thoughts:

Your future self is watching you right now through memories.

sike fucker i dont even remember breakfast

(via irken6-deactivated20191128)

#: me, text,

10:05 pm  •  14 October 2015  •  1,112,061 notes

creepypasta

homealonethree:

daytimerain:

homealonethree:

mario jumped outta my game and killed my mother and parents

“my mother and my parents”

you want to make fun of my tragedy? huh? hm? my mother and parents are dead shitface

(Source: zsnes, via y2mcha-remade-deactivated202006)

#: text, ME, parent mention,

9:25 pm  •  10 October 2015  •  307,023 notes

venous:

NICE!

(via jinpqchi-inactive)

#: ME, fav, text, typography,

8:53 am  •  8 October 2015  •  25,046 notes

yo FUCK rick riordan! ima still read his new shit tho. ima still read it

(via waywardriot)

#: KASKKDNDMA, ME, text, bold,

6:50 pm  •  6 October 2015  •  1,478 notes

me, an astronaut floating through space after experiencing a horrible equipment malfunction

me:	this is just like David Bowie's classic song Space Oddity

#: ME, text, David Bowie, space,

5:29 pm  •  1 October 2015  •  6,837 notes