girl giving me some of her hand sanitizer: you are safe now my sweet child
me: I owe you my life
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#: ME, text,girl giving me some of her hand sanitizer: you are safe now my sweet child
me: I owe you my life
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#: ME, text,“we’ll wait until the end of the second cour to develop choromatsu, what could possibly go wrong”
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#: ME, osan,This perfectly encapsulates why I hate “The Big Bang Theory” (x)
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#: ME, video, rude//,Me: *rarely does art studies, almost never looks up references, barely reaches out of artistic comfort zone* Also me: wtf why isn’t my art good yet
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#: yikes, me, text,*to my doctor after getting laser eye surgery* so how do i shoot them
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#: FF UK, me, text,“i’m so good at Smash” i say as i press random buttons while facing the wrong way and scream out loud when i fall off
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#: ME, text, ssb,i just left my job. i couldn’t work for that man after what he said to me.
what did he say
“you’re fired”
why do text posts these days sound like vaudeville humor
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#: text, me,