husband: im having Robert from work over for dinner today
me: ok
husband: dont make fun of the fact that he looks like a duck
me: Fine. ugh[3 hours later]
robert from work: can you pass the bread please
me: sure *starts ripping pieces of bread up and throwing the crumbs at him*
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